A major event has happened at our house that is so huge, so enormous, we had to alert the media!
In fact, they are gathering on our lawn right now waiting for our press conference...
This news is so big, scientist actually moved the Doomsday clock forward one minute...
Dogs every where have been horrified by the news!
What is this news you ask?
What could be this big?
Are you sitting down?
Our Monty - Mr. You-tried-to-poison-me-by-feeding-me-a-vegetable - has eaten a...
Are you sure your sitting down?
He's eaten a carrot!
We can't believe it either!
