Harlow says Hello!

Hello dere, new people friends!  Monty and Sam said I could give update on my first month here.  Da Momma said she would help me!    

Hello, new people friends!

Dis has been good month for Harlow.  I has great new big brudders dat look after me.  I has lots to learn, like business has to be done outside, no chew on cords, and no jump on Dad.  Momma says I should do what Sam does.  She say "Harlow, whatever you do, don't do what Monty does."  I wonders why?

The Monty is innocent of whatever you are accusing him of...

Sam busy teaching Harlow all he knows, like "Momma no like cold snooters on back of knees" and "foods on counter no belong to Goldens".  Sam super smart.  

I is taking lots of notes!

 Monty is best friend brudder ever.  He is sometimes very strange.  Lately, he wear bow tie and tell me to call him "Dog-ter".  I is confused, but Momma says he is a Whovian, whatever that is.

My TARDIS (Treats and Retriever Dogs in Space) is bigger inside than outside...

I loves my new house.  Momma puts movies with dogs on the big box, I has all the belly rubs I does want, and Dad always scratches dose itchy spots on my ears.

No worry, Pongo, day will save your pups!

Bestess of all?  Da Momma understands that young puppies just need to get snooter dirty once in a while...

I can haz kiss now?