In which we get cards... (Or, a conversation with Harlow...)

Me:  Look, Harlow, you and Monty have received a Christmas Card.

Wats dat?  Can I eat it?

Me:  People send you cards to let you know they are thinking of you and wishing you joy and happiness at Christmas.

It'd make me happy to eat it.

Me:  We hang them on the wall so that we can see them during the Holidays.

...and den I can eat it?

Me:  They add to the festivity of the season.

When can I eat it?

Me:  Harlow, aren't you listening?

No.  Can I eat it now?

Please help me.... Iz like this all day.