What is Sam doing?

Sam has been awfully busy lately.  What are you doing, Sam?

I got a new book, Mom.  It's really good!

Which book is it?

Maxdog, Mom!

We finally got our own copy of Maxdog!  It looks like I will need to wait until Sam is finished before I can read it. 

Wait a minute!

Hey, wait a minute! According to dis, Sam only supposed to be washed once every six to eight weeks. Sam washed every other weekend. This isn't right! Who do I complain to?