Hey, wait a minute! According to dis, Sam only supposed to be washed once every six to eight weeks. Sam washed every other weekend. This isn't right! Who do I complain to?
We've got the ASPCA on speed-dial if you'd like to lodge a complaint... Maybe if you convince your parents to take you swimming more often, they won't think you need a bath. Or something like that! ;-)
I hope Jada doesn't see this post ... she has gotten a bath once a week since the end of July ... but it's because of her allergies and vet's orders! :)
Sam, we totally understand how you feel. Holly hates baths and has another one coming up (she doesn't know about it yet). She will be screaming. Maybe everyone could start a support group against baths!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly
My two Goldens are on your side, Sam. But I think the Dyson speaks for itself. Goldens shed a LOT, and bathing helps keep down the hair and dander. Sorry
Sam, we have mailed you the official Eskie complaint form. Just scratch out the word "Eskie" and write "Golden," fill out the form then mail it to the Chief Justice of the Supremem Court...mention our name, we correspond A LOT!
Sam who are you living with? Vidal Sassoon? Don't you know that will dry your hair of it's essential oils? You can't leave stains on the walls or furniture bathing that often. You should contact the authorities Sam. It's just short of abuse. BOL On another note, you sure are a good model.
I think you should look extremely sad and long-suffering while it is going on. I have told my humans its not natural for dogs to get baths and stuff like that and they seem to be believe me.
Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS!!! You are Golden ... your suppose to LOVE to get wet. Happy Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteSam, our Annie feels your pain; she has skin problems & has to get a medicated bath EVERY week. She has offered to switch places with you :)
ReplyDeleteWe've got the ASPCA on speed-dial if you'd like to lodge a complaint... Maybe if you convince your parents to take you swimming more often, they won't think you need a bath. Or something like that! ;-)
ReplyDelete*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
I hope Jada doesn't see this post ... she has gotten a bath once a week since the end of July ... but it's because of her allergies and vet's orders! :)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha, Sam. We are listening to you, but we don't know if we can do much to help. Just say NO!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Sam, we totally understand how you feel. Holly hates baths and has another one coming up (she doesn't know about it yet). She will be screaming. Maybe everyone could start a support group against baths!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly
ReplyDeleteWow...you are getting a lot of baths. I will try to find out who to report it to. What about Sarge? He is the cop of Blogville after all?
ReplyDeleteOh no... look at all those books! :)
ReplyDeleteYou need to get an official complaint form and send it to the head of your pack. That's how works here!
ReplyDeleteWow, you get a lot of baths! Our Labs almost never get baths but they do go swimming in clear mountain lakes.
I have the number for the ASPCA on Mom's Blackberry! I can make a call for you, if you want!
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My two Goldens are on your side, Sam. But I think the Dyson speaks for itself. Goldens shed a LOT, and bathing helps keep down the hair and dander. Sorry
ReplyDeleteThis is outrageous! They force me to take a bath every other week, too!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
We can blame it on the weather. Hoping it cools done soon so we don't have to take a bath often.
ReplyDeleteSam, we have mailed you the official Eskie complaint form. Just scratch out the word "Eskie" and write "Golden," fill out the form then mail it to the Chief Justice of the Supremem Court...mention our name, we correspond A LOT!
ReplyDeleteWe can relate...they make us go to that spa place....we don't really like it...but it does feel good when we get it done.
ReplyDeletexoxo Chloe and LadyBug
Good point Sam! So who do you send your complaints too??
ReplyDeleteSam..you are on very clean pooch!
ReplyDeletehave you thought of getting up a pawtition??
Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx
Sam who are you living with? Vidal Sassoon? Don't you know that will dry your hair of it's essential oils? You can't leave stains on the walls or furniture bathing that often. You should contact the authorities Sam. It's just short of abuse. BOL
ReplyDeleteOn another note, you sure are a good model.
This is certainly NOT fair! We hope you find yourself an excellent lawyer, Sam!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
I think you should look extremely sad and long-suffering while it is going on. I have told my humans its not natural for dogs to get baths and stuff like that and they seem to be believe me.
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Every six weeks. NO! That's far to often. Every six months more like....
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
But you look SO handsome with all that washing! Thanks for stopping by and woofing at us. We like to meet new furiends!!!
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Ernie,Sasha,Chica,Lucas
My brother and I would have the same fight about who did the dishes at night. He swore he only had to do them every 6 or 8 weeks.
ReplyDeleteBut Sam, you look LOVELY!
But you do smell good!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Sam, you need to learn to dive under the bed faster...and don't fall for dangling biscuits!
ReplyDeletesam ~ come to my house where Sharky the Golden has grinch feet and mom keeps putting off his grooming. She's a slacker ..you'd like it here. : )
ReplyDeletegreat beauties such as yourself often must suffer such indignities.
ReplyDeleteAwww, but water is GOOD! ;)
ReplyDeleteWoofs & hugs, <3
~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)
Excellent research -- thank you for sharing this information, you will save so many innocent dogs from unnecessary baths!!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell that to Augie and Ti--they get baths every two weeks too!
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