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Sunday, October 14, 2012

The War on Floof Continues...


Look sharp, men, it's coming!
Fire at will!
It's here, sir!
Charge!
It has Johnson!
It's trying to surround us, Sir!
For the love of Dog - it's the Mother Ship!
Sigh...  I think I'm the only normal one in this house....
Most days I feel like Johnson!

65 comments:

  1. LOL! Someone has too much free time.

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  2. Oh, did you make our mom laugh and laugh and laugh!!! Great post!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  3. So funny, thanks for the great laugh xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  4. Bawhhahhahhahaha. Oh Dog that was GREAT!!
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  5. Sometimes humans are a bit crazy...but funny.

    Did you get a brushing by any chance?

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  6. I knew Johnson. We served together in Co. E., 96th Reg., OVI from the 5th day of August 1863 for a period of Three years. He was Honorably Discharged the 7th day of July 1865 in Mobile, Alabama due to the end of hostilities. Johnson and I both survived the siege of Vicksburg. However, It was sleeping on the damp ground during the Mississippi bivouac that caused Johnson to meet his fate.

    'Twasn't the 'Floof'.

    'Floof' is a much more insidious enemy than mere convenional warfare.

    The 'floof' has been found hiding under my fridge, cowering in the corner of my closets and, now and then, brazenly underfoot as I do laundry. Admittedly, near the dryer
    seldom; stalking my faithful Maytag washing machine.

    Occasionally, Johnson deigns to visit and recall good and bad times. Usually around Christmas Eve. Three times a night he interrupts my gracious slumber.

    There are times, I wish the 'floof' had swallowed his sorry green plastic butt...

    I gave the OKay for the Baron portrait, bty..

    DIL

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  7. LOL! Floof invades our house too. You should just surrender.

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  8. OMD OMD INVASION of the FLOOF MONSTER!! RUN fur your LIVES!!!

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  9. my mom surrendered long ago & allowed the floof to take over! She blames me & dad because we both hate the vacuum cleaner/monster.

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  10. Holy Moly - our floofs invade all hours of the day and night. Sometimes they leave, but very often, they lay around in sneaky wait, ready at any time to pounce on the unsuspecting. Very good!!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo
    Sammie and Avalon

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  11. BOL! It's so funny. My mom just made some complains about me before she read your blog and now she can't stop laughing.

    ~ Eva

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  12. hey Sam,

    BOL! That was the best war against floof I have ever witnessed! Your floof looks as scary as mine, but mine never got a Johnson. Yet. Poor little Johnson.

    My human wants to know if that army can be deployed to my house for about a week to battle my floofs. ;->

    Pawsome post. :->

    Suka

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  13. LOL... I need some of those troops here!

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  14. This was fun!!! THANKS for the grin at the end of my day!!! :-D!!

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  15. Sam, your humans are too funny. We see some of those things around here in the little bipeds' toy boxes, and Lightning gets into trouble all the time for chewing them.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  16. We are no writer, but we are definitely flatterred by your words. Dad loves history and the WABAC machine. We think his passion comes through.

    Essex & Sherman

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  17. That was classic, Mommy laughed and laughed. We are not sure we get it.

    Tucker and Daisy

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  18. Just like a movie.
    Huggs and kissys to you,
    love
    tweedles

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  19. Bwahahahahaha I loves the fuzzy thing! Its eyes is very fierce!

    love,
    Reuben

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  20. Hmmm, we need to mobilize our floof so it launches an attack in our name to claim ALL TUNAS!

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  21. This is one of the best thing's I've ever seen!!
    You're good to put up with so much tom foolery.

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  22. Hehehehe, we have that same invasion at our place. BOL. Thanks for the laughs. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  23. Brilliant! Thanks for starting our Monday with a laugh.
    Best wishes Molly

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  24. BOL mummy says can you send the troops round to our house??

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  25. BOL! OMD y'all have too much fun with floof BOL! Hilarious :D

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  26. OMD this was great, what a nice Monday morning laugh!

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  27. This is so cool! Thank you for the smile today, my friend!

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  28. LOL! Very imaginative. Thanks for the smile. ;)

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  29. Teeheeee! I got a big giggle out of that! :) :)

    Woofs & huggies, <3

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  30. LOL... LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this post!

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  31. This was so awesome! I'm still smiling! :)

    thanks!

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  32. OMD! That is so fun!!!! I want to put eyes on our floof that is floating around too now!

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  33. Ooh, my mom person needed that laugh today!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  34. LOL - that's hilarious! I especially love Sam's expression. I wonder if our dogs have secret meetings and discuss their lunatic owners! :)

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  35. This was so clever and smart and cute and funny!!! Thank you so much for it!! Really good!!!

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  36. You are too funny! Thank you for the smiles, Sam!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  37. Lol! Our house is like a fur mine field!
    stacy & ellie

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  38. OMG! That is freakin' hilarious! The mother ship does not look impressed! LOL!

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  39. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OMG! That is the hardest I've laughed all day!

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  40. Oh my goodness! With six dogs, I really know this type of monster!

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  41. You are definitely the only normal one in your house :)

    Very funny!

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  42. Hysterical!
    Oh my! If I saw eyes sprouting on the piles of fluff on the floor, I'd fall on the floor myself! And there sure is a lot of it around here!

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  43. We have the same issues here. Humphrey thinks everyone in this household has lost it. Keep the fun coming! We are going to follow along!

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  44. Oh Sam, I think I am worried about your well being, but My Vickie is laughing to hard for me to call "Dog Services"

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  45. BOL, so funny thanks for the entertainment.

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  46. GASP! I am in love with these goldens!!!! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face as I grieve the loss of my golden girl.

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  47. Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS. Sending Lots of Golden LOVE For tomorrow. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  48. So that's what floof is good for! Very entertaining. Can't wait for the pixar version. :)

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  49. Ha ha ha! :) We were just sweeping and my mom was saying that Riley sheds the most out of any dog she knows...I'll have to show her this picture!

    Hope Sam's surgery went well today. Keep us updated.

    And I know...can you believe it's been a year since Riley's knee surgery?? Crazy.

    Elyse and Riley

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  50. You have just summed up in photos what my house looked like when my Golden Max was alive. Thanks for making me smile.

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  51. This is HILARIOUS! I think this needs to become a regular post - I was cracking up at my office!

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  52. OMG. I have been out of the loop!! This is too funny, thanks for the laughs

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  53. the collies and chuckOctober 21, 2012 at 6:30 AM

    LOL!!! Now that is too funny!

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  54. OMG, this is hilarious! I think we have these wars in our house, too, but our soldiers aren't as well-armed!

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  55. I love this post so much I keep coming back to it when I need a giggle!

    I think the word police should make "floof" an official word. I can't say it without smiling, even though I fight it at my house, too :)

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  56. Ahhh, this one never gets old! Love ya, Sammish - give hugs and kisses to my boys, Mac & Ben with you at the Bridge!

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  57. mol mol mol this is absolutely hilarious and such a creative post.
    mom says it reminds her of "It" on the Addams Family TV show...way back in the Dark ages. Your peeps might be too young to remember it.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  58. LOL we popped over from Molly the Wally :)

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