The Campaign Spot

The first plank in Sam’s platform:

Here in Arizona it’s well known that the one of the fiercest “hot button” issues in the political sphere regards securing the southern border and enforcing our immigration laws. However, there’s been no discussion at all about a much deeper and insidious form of discrimination that occurs each and every hour of the day. I’m speaking of course about Canine discrimination. Canine citizens in Arizona, and indeed across the country, are denied basic access to their people’s places of work, restaurants and grocery stores. This must end! If elected, I plan to introduce legislation that will prohibit the anti-dog policies so prevalent in our society.

Send me to the US Senate, and send a message to all those who would deny us our right to roam freely wherever our people are!

Paid for by the concerned citizens for canine rights, "Sam! for Senate" committee.