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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Team USA in Disarray*


VANCOUVER — The United States Dog Bathing Association wanted to put its best brush forward at the Olympics. That hasn't happened. After losing 4 straight matches in Vancouver this week, the Women's team will be going home disappointed after a final defeat by the Canadians.

"We really thought this was our year," sighed team captain Madge "Soapy" Singleton. "We came to win, bringing our own special soap, a pair of the best bathers in the league, and our finest dog, Sam. But we were just out-scrubbed."

None of the other team members had a comment for this report, although Sam did take the offered treat before slowly walking back to the locker room.

*No dogs were bathed during the making of this post

15 comments:

  1. Just wonderful!!! That's all I can say! :) :) :)

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  2. I bow (wow) to your amazing photoshop skills. Great sense of humor too. Excellent post.

    Your loyal followers,

    KT and Lady

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  3. Oh, MY! Sam - I panicked until I read the blurb at the *! WHEW!
    I think I need a nap!
    Love,
    Ammy

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  4. Bummer! We figured the USA had it in the bag, Sam! haha You are a hoot!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

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  5. THANKS for a grin at the end of a long Tuesday! :-D

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  6. Pawesome!

    That is my favourite sport to just watch!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  7. BOL!!!
    Licks and sniffs,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

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  8. BOL! BOL!! BOL!!! BOL!!!!
    Ben and the fellas

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  9. We KNEW those humans were making sport of that!

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  10. Oh Sam!!! That scrub a dub dub, didn't look to soothing or comfy!! Too bad about the team!

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

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  11. That is hilarious!!!

    Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  12. Oh Sam - we were cheering for your team! At least you had a bunch of pretty ladies taking care of you :)

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  13. Now this photo looks much more logical than the original.

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