Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Team USA in Disarray*
VANCOUVER — The United States Dog Bathing Association wanted to put its best brush forward at the Olympics. That hasn't happened. After losing 4 straight matches in Vancouver this week, the Women's team will be going home disappointed after a final defeat by the Canadians.
"We really thought this was our year," sighed team captain Madge "Soapy" Singleton. "We came to win, bringing our own special soap, a pair of the best bathers in the league, and our finest dog, Sam. But we were just out-scrubbed."
None of the other team members had a comment for this report, although Sam did take the offered treat before slowly walking back to the locker room.
*No dogs were bathed during the making of this post