Sunday, November 7, 2010

A Moment of Mayhem

Many of you have mentioned in the comments of our previous posts that you would like to know just what mischief the boys got themselves into that almost prevented us from taking them with. Well, we are prepared to reveal to you the horrible events that unfolded yesterday morning. Please, be prepared, you have been warned.

First of all, a photo of the accused. On the left, Sam aka "The Shredder", and on the right Monty, aka "Mr Mayhem". Oh, yes, we've been aware of these two for some time. They have quite a history with our detectives. Don't be fooled by their innocent faces.

Next, we take you to the scene of this horrific crime. Let me take you back. It's a peaceful Arizona morning in a small, quiet suburb. Life is going on as usual. However, on this particular morning, one Doggy Mom makes the decision to wash the slipcovers of the doggy beds. She piles the inner cushions on the pool room sofa, throws the covers in the washer, and begins preparing for the days planned events. Somewhere between 8am and 9am, this horrific crime occurred. I now present you with photos from the crime scene.

Exhibit A - This photo clearly shows the cotton spatter after the horrific attack occurred. On the top left of the photo, you can see the body of the first victim.

Exhibit B - Prosecutors would like to point out the cotton spatter went as high as the pool table.

And our final argument, Exhibit C - The victims have been removed from the scene of the crime. They were rushed to ER, but nothing could be done to help them at this point.

"It could be anyone," you say? Our surveillance teams captured footage of one of the suspects returning to the scene of the crime. Even though this photo is a bit blurry, it is undeniable proof of who the culprits are.


  1. They're innocent! Right Sam? There is no way those two would be engaged in such shenanigans. Clearly there was an intruder :)

  2. No way are Sam and Monty guilty - you have no solid proof - they were just returning to help find some evidence!!! We will defend the honor of our pals to the end. So when are the new beds coming?

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  3. BOL! Oh, I think there's a marauding cat loose in your neighborhood! Yeah, I bet if they examine the DNA evidence, they'll find cat hair!


  4. You call that mayhem? That's Jack before he gets out of bed every morning!

  5. Innocent!!! We simply cannot believe that Sam and Monty could be guilty of anything but looking and acting innocent! I vote to dismiss the case, pick up the pieces and uh....let's see...a cat got into the house and did it...or a squirrel? Perhaps a bird flew in a made the mess? Anybody but Sam and Monty! Lots of love, Holly and mom

  6. Oh contair, they are guilty as charged. I have also had to bring charges against one of my own. Not once, but a repeat offender. Fleeing the scene only proves the guilt. Busted, Digusted, and can not be Trusted!!

  7. Sam and Monty,
    We'll post bail for you!!!
    Licks and sniffs,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

  8. How inventive and hilarious that you turned the dog's undoing of the pillows into an all out detective story! It reminded me of an episode of "Law and Order"! Tell me, did you question play "good cop, bad cop" to get the pups to talk? heehee!
    I appreciate your kind thoughts in regards to the loss of our kitty client, Bast! She was a sweet old gal and we will miss her!

  9. Well...hmmmmm....I'll just say Yeaooooo! A pillow projects AND a fun pawty! Double the fun pals :)

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

  10. LOL! Guilty never looked so satisfying! :)

  11. Your mom is clearly accusing the wrong guys! We can see it in your eyes that you're innocent!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  12. There had to be an intruder. No way could Sam or Monty pull off such a crime - they are sweet innocent boys!

    Wags N Kisses,

  13. I think it was that Mayhem guy from the Insurance Commercial. He was wearing a fluffy golden suit instead of the pink headband and hand weights!

  14. Oh yeah and I still think OJ was innocent.

  15. Shame, shame - shredding up your bed. Oh well, can't be mad at those faces.

  16. RUH ROH! But I bet that sure what a few minutes of fun! hehe

  17. There's no way those two innocent faces caused that destruction! No Way!

  18. Are you sure that a alien wasn't beamed in and tore up the bed? That's what I've had happen more than once!!
    Glad they were released on their own recognizance and allowed to attend the event! :-)

  19. Oh my. It does look incriminating doesn't it? Perhaps a good lawyer might be advisable :)

    Good luck! If you need a character witness just let me know.

    Emma rose

  20. I'll defend you guys pro bono. You didn't leave any DNA on the scene, did you?

  21. I'm digging the alien invasion theory!

    I do know it wasn't either of woo two!

    I mean Goldens are angels!


  22. Get your attorney-at-claw on the line. This is clearly a false accusation and those marauding squirrels are framing yet another set of innocent dogs.

  23. Oh No!!! I am sorry to say that right now I am laughing my butt off!
    That was just great!! Not for you, but for me:)
    I love their faces, it just screams It wasn't me!!!

  24. Well now, wozn't it YOUR bed and if'n it be YOUR bed, isn't you allowed to do wot you want with it? Just sayin on the off chance (and I think it unlikely) you woz the one to has done that.

  25. Such innocent faces... surely it can't be Sam and Monty. Are you sure it was not the squirrels?

  26. Oh-oh!
    But.... you two look really innocent!
    On the other hand... sure you had a blast doing it, right?
    Kisses and hugs

  27. Well we have had a woof about it amongst ourselves and the verdit?


    All the evidence was circumstantial and speculative.

    New beds on the way!!

    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

  28. Ooops! I don't believe Sam did it. Bet it was an evil tree rat. Mommy says she can't wait to use Sam's flower picture. Me oo!1 Thanks again for sending it.


  29. Hi! It's great to meet you! Thanks for visiting our blog.

    We of course absolutely believe you were set up as far as the "incident" is concerned...

    Woofs and Purrs,
    Tommy and The Chans

  30. Rut Ro....

    I am SURE dat dey is innocent of all charges... ;)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  31. BOL - snow inside.. love it!! Been there a million times :)

  32. I think a cat snuck inside and did it.

  33. Oh NO!!!! We know innocent faces when we see them!
    Now in Glasgow the fictional detective Taggart would be saying "there's been a murder"!
    It is always wrong to leap to conclustion though as Taggart always points out.
    We demand a further investigation of the facts!!!
    Martha and Bailey xxx
    ps Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament on Nov 5th a very long time ago. So every year in the UK on Nov 5th people light bonfires and let off fireworks.
    Sadly this usually goes on for the weeks before and after Nov 5th!!!!

  34. You certainly know how to have a great time!

  35. We are sure it was those Aliens again. They do all kinds of damage and we always get the blame...

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

  36. Don't look guilty to us, either! In fact, I think the plan was to enter and help clean up the crime scene and perhaps pick up the scent of the mysterious culprit.

  37. Say it ain't so. Not Sam and Monty! Maybe it was that crazy Sibe from Wild Dingo who beamed across the ocean to shred the beds. I hope that your detectives will keep the case open and keep their minds open to other suspects!

  38. Ha ha ha! It's not even 7 am and I'm already laughing out loud! You know, there is no way of telling who did that. Do you have DNA evidence? No? Then it could have been anyone! Or maybe, just maybe, it was a case of spontaneous combustion. Dog beds can do that. I guess this will be an unsolved crime.

  39. Woof! Woof! Oh What a look ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  40. We have had to live with the same culprits - make me think it is little pixies who float around, looking for innocent faces and paws to torment and get into trouble.

    On the bright side, we are getting new furniture this weekend. We TRUST our guys are past the destruction stage - er, I mean, that the pixies won't come back.

    Sam, Monty - I believe in you two!

  41. Accused of a terrible crime -- and without a comfortable place to sleep! IS THERE NO END TO THE SUFFERING THESE BOYS MUST ENDURE?!

    (And, uh, at the risk of tooting our own horn, seeing as you're in the market for a pair of dog beds... stop on by!)
    - - - - -

  42. Uh oh.....
    PS: If you boys need to hide, come on over here - there is room under our dining room table!