Thursday, March 4, 2010

The Campaign Spot

Sam knows that we all face difficulties during this economic downturn. But he doesn't believe that a larger, more intrusive government is the answer to these problems.

Sam has contained cost overruns within his home district for the last three consecutive quarters by reducing his reliance on store bought treats, and by taking walks within his own neighborhood, rather than driving to more distant parks. Sam feels that this kind of "out of the beltway" thinking is desperately needed in Washington.

A recent poll in his home district shows a 100% approval rating among all likely household voters. He also garners high praise for another of his major campaign issues, the Shuffling Undead:

His position is clear:

"It's time for the voice of common sense to be heard! Send me to Washington so that I can chase the Zombies out!"

Paid for by the concerned citizens for zombie containment, "Sam! for Senate" committee.


  1. Sammy I am sooooo with ya! I don't care the party affiliation... if you're a Zombie, you gotta go! ;)

  2. Most excellent khwestion from your fellow statemate!

    But now, Mom will have a Hooters song in her head

    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

  3. Well I will proudly wear your campaign button, Sam!!! Well pawed!
    Big Hugs and Cheers xo

  4. Politics just got a little more scary! LOL!

  5. GO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    We'll vote for youuuuu!!!
    And we will proudly wear your campaign button!!!!
    You're the best for us and we're honored to know you!!!!!!!!!!
    GOOOO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeppyyyyyyyyyyy....we're back and we missed you tons!!!!!
    Especially Maya...she loves your sweet eyes....your red fur like Milo...awwwwwwwwwwww......she's drooling on my fur while is watching you!!!!!!!!!
    Ohhhhhhh Maya!!!!!!

    WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
    Take care!!!
    Sweet kisses and licks!!

  6. Hey there Sam!! We wanted to thank you for stopping by our blog to wish Sitka a healthy recovery! Hope to learn more about you all!
    Meows, Hugs, and Puppy Woos,
    Tia, Sitka, and Cornelia Marie

  7. Woof! Woof! to you SAM!!! You certainly have the look to be in politics. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  8. You have my vote! Hey if you come through here on a campaign swing, can you sign my copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide"? I've read it cover to cover and would be happy to offer my services as a zombie consultant.