Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Camp(Pain) Spot

I was left speechless, if you'll pardon the expression coming from me.

And frankly, I couldn't believe it...of course I'd heard the stories, how as the "Maverick" he was the darling of the left wing media, (Ed. - removed some of the text 'cause re-reading this morning makes the post seem harsher than I actually intended. Sorry about that.) but until this happened, I thought it was just the usual political noise. So it pains me to share the following....

I'd gone to visit the Mom at her training camp earlier today in the Flagstaff area of our great state of Arizona, when:

Click on the photo series to see in full size the dishonor heaped upon my head by the usual suspects.

I just wanna say:

HEY!!! I couldn't believe it!
Hit somebody in the face with a
slushball. Let all that stuff go down in
their underwear.

And I didn't even care. I just sat right
down in the snow. I was so mad. And
it started to melt right thorough my four
pair of corduroys. And I didn't even
care. Because I know when I go home
the only thing my mom's gonna be talking

"You, Sammy! How come you just sit
down in the snow and let it just melt
through your four pair of corduroys?"

"Yeah mom? Well what do you care?
That's all you care about, somebody
sitting down in the snow and letting it
melt through your four pair of

You don't care that Obama and McCain
hit me on the side of the face
with a slushball and let all the gunk go
down in my underwear because if you
did care you'd go out and get him!"

But I’m gonna get you both.
Come November 2010 and 2012,
you both better just watch out!

Paid for by the concerned citizens for inappropriate hi-jinks, Sam! for Senate, Committee.

With apologies to Bill Cosby, for ripping off his skit, and to John McCain, who I "admire" with all my heart...


  1. I think woo are on the left trakhk...

    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

  2. Oh Khyra...(and this is new, Sammy ((me)) responding to comments), are you serious, "left track?!" Me, Sam!? Just like Dad, I'm a radical right leg patriot! At least as far as constitutional issues are concerned!

  3. I really enjoyed your politcal commentary today!! Some of our crew are neutral when it comes to politics--Except for our Wheaten Terrier, he definitely has an opinion...But for the others, there is some "stuff" that is shoveled out that they won't even roll in because it smells so bad! :-)

  4. SNOWBALL fight! I'll help you! That was so unfair! Right in your face -- don't these guys know snowball fighting rules? You didn't even see it coming....

  5. hmm - not too sure about talkin' politics - but I sure would back you up if ANYONE tossed a snowball at you.

  6. Without getting too political (except to say that if I were an Arizona gal, I'd vote fur you, Sam!), I just wanna ask why you didn't go over there and you know, lift your leg???
    Big Hugs (wink wink),
    xoxoxo Sammie

  7. I can't believe this! If you need back-up, call us, OK?!? We'd be happy to stand RIGHT by your side. If you know what we mean. Ha roo roo roo!
    Tail wags,

  8. OMDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
    How those people could do that to you???????
    BAd guys!!!!
    If you need help...we're here for you!!!!
    And MAya would be a great hostess taking care of you!!!!!
    If we live in Arizona we would vote for you SAM!!!!!!

  9. Oh-oh!
    I don't know much about politics... but sure Mr Obama looked happy doing that to you!
    Kisses and hugs

  10. Hehehehe. Augie and Ti are politically neutral! (But can be swayed with cookies.)

  11. Greetings from Cape Town,
    I really liked your blog of a sketch a day. This one is great too. Thanks for sharing.

  12. That snowball in your face was bad.

  13. I don't know anything about politics, but it looks like Obama did enjoy it very much. Poor Sam. Love, Dino