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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

13 Days of Halloween, "The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire..."

Day 10 of 13 (Posted a little early just so I could yell, Run Sarah, RUN!!!)


Listen, and understand. The Saminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead (or you give him a treat).

It's not a pet - it's a machine. A Cyberdog Systems Model 101.

You still don't get it, do you? He'll find you! That's what he does! It's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you! He'll reach down your throat and tear your livin' heart out (unless, you know, you distract him with a tennis ball or something)!
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20 comments:

  1. Martha October 28, 2010 at 12:59 AM

    What if we have a treat ready?
    love
    Martha and Bailey xxx
    (shaking in fear!)

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  2. Augie and Ti's momOctober 28, 2010 at 3:42 AM

    Sorry, even as a Cyberdog, I'd still give ya a kiss!

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  3. Ms. ~KOctober 28, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    Saminator says, "I'll be back!"
    Wrooo wrooo!

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  4. The Daily Pip October 28, 2010 at 6:35 AM

    The Saminator! OMD!!!!! HELP!!!!

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  5. CorbinOctober 28, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    I'm going to keep spare treats on me at all times... just incase!
    -Corbin

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  6. BarbaraOctober 28, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    Oooh, the Saminator!! Scary!

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  7. The LukeOctober 28, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    O the Saminator! You've come frew again wif a wonderful Howl-O-Ween post!

    I can hear your trademark line now... "Scratch my back"

    wif love from the Luke

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  8. George The LadOctober 28, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    OMG!! these are so good, well done Sam you look great in all of them
    See Yea George xxx

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  9. JacksDadOctober 28, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    Oh a CSM Model 101. I think I'll wait for the 102 to come out :)

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  10. JacksDadOctober 28, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    Oh, and Ms. ~K was close. I think the Saminator would say "I'll be BARK' :)

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  11. Two Pitties in the CityOctober 28, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    The Saminator covers up your cute face!

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  12. SagiraOctober 28, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    Wow...check out that face!

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  13. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!October 28, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    I wonder if my Golden Khousins khould be that intense?

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra and The Golden Khousins

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  14. White Dog BlogOctober 28, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    The Saminator...fetch boy! bring it! got a treat!

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  15. ♥I am Holly♥October 28, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    That is scary!! The Samintaor....sounds very intense!!! We will get some tennis balls for some action! Lots of love, Holly and mom

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  16. KBOctober 28, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    Saminator! Ruh roh. My dogs are hiding under the couch!

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  17. LorenzaOctober 28, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    Cyberdog!!! Grrrreat!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  18. Sierra RoseOctober 28, 2010 at 11:06 PM

    Sam! You're spookin'! Eeeeeeeks.
    Nice Joshua Tree campsite though! Looked like a perfect day in J-Tree for the Saminator :)

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

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  19. The Oceanside AnimalsOctober 30, 2010 at 9:33 AM

    SkyNet has gone to the dogs ...

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  20. AnonymousOctober 31, 2010 at 4:58 AM

    Saminator...BOL! You are too funny :)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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